Sunday, March 22, 2009

Career Change Anyone?

Did you realize that if you want to be a stripper that you have to pay the bar to strip there? Yes, you actually have to pay for the privilege to strip and have guys hoot and holler and drool all over you. You get to pay for the privilege to give some greasy loser with a hard on a lap dance. Boy, there’s the life!

Based on club fees from $40 to $400 per night sometimes you actually owe more money at the end of the night than you took in! And, according to my extensive research (I checked out a couple of websites) fellow strippers can be fairly vicious too – not teaching the newbies, stealing money, stealing lap dances, etc. Apparently, if you can make men think that they have a chance with you then you will probably make money. Pumpkin tells me that of the 60 cases of HIV in Princess Town 18 are strippers. Sounds like it’s a job where you pay and pay.

According to MSN.com more women are getting into stripping as the jobless rates increase. And, while the adult entertainment may not be recession-proof it is recession resistant. So, next time you are considering a career move …
Lotsa love,
Ella

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