OMG! Pumpkin just told me about the funniest site and I have to share it with you. It is called “F*** My Life” (www.fmylife.com) and is a series of two or three line vignettes where someone is telling you why their life is F***ed up right now. Be warned – this site is a time sink.
Here are a few examples from the site:
Today, I called up the boy I like to ask him on a date. He said “HaHa, that’s a pretty good impression Chris. Next time pick someone less ugly and maybe I’d think this is real.” He thought I was his friend prank calling him. FML
Today, my brother had his fiancé over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I’m here daughter. FML
Today, I opened my birthday present from my grandfather. It was a map of the USA color coded by regional percentage of available men. FML
Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of “Best Regards” I had typed “Best Retards” as the closing line. FML
Okay, you get the idea and hopefully a few laughs. I know that I did.
Today I am nursing my ankle. Karma is still after me. I can’t even Wii on it. Bummer!!
I hope that you have the type of day that doesn’t prompt you to place an entry on the FMYLIFE website,
Ella
5 days ago
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